Tuesday, September 5

things that have been getting under my skin.

1. the fact that the blogger publish time is set to the west coast. it makes me want to rip my hair out. i don't know why it just does.
2. boys with smelly feet who insist on putting there toes in your face while you're trying to enjoy a good movie.
3. jennifer lopez and her pot smoking scene in the cell. she HAD to be half naked??
4. why people think that just because they know html makes them a "web page designer". no SORRY it makes you just like me. someone who knows html.
5. cable modems that are just plain shitty
6. people who bash other people's designs on web pages. yeah ok like you're the fucking expert.
7. morning breath
8. people who create about pages or various other pages but create images for the text instead of using real fucking text. NOT EVERYONE HAS A FUCKING CABLE MODEM OR DSL LINE.
9. people who think everyone has a big ass computer screen.
10. cats.
11. the smell of bacon in the morning and watching someone eat it.
12. people who try to teach my furby to say fuck, hell, and satan.
13. virus scanners.
14. when it's 50 degrees outside on september 5th at 9 am.
15. that tape won't stick to my fucking walls.
16. that my room is the only room that doesn't get a/c.
17. when my mom complains that she's overweight and then makes chocolate chip cookies. HELLO?? is there anybody in there?? you can't lose weight eating fucking cookie dough.
18. people who talk to me on AIM, ICQ, e-mail or the phone and don't even bother to offer a "i'm sorry that your friend died" or "i'm sorry that your grandma is going to die" and just talk about how much their life sucks and expect me to listen [the sad part is i do]. OK BUDDY! your life doesn't suck THAT MUCH unless a) you have a terminal illness b) your whole family is dead c) you're addicted to heroine or crack d) you've lost one or more limbs or e) you've just tried to kill yourself. can't anyone just listen to me for one FUCKING second? huh?
19. most people in general.
20. the color orange. i hate it so much now.

do i have more? yeah i do. but i think that list will probably get me more negative comments as it is. i think i shall go stick my head in the oven. granted it's an electric oven but hey i can hope right?

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